Thursday, November 11, 2010

R u An EnGiNeEr ??? YeAh , Me ToO!!! bUt NoT a LaBoUr !!!

After taking maths group we all think dat we all r going 2 b an ENGINEER. Datz rite same happended wid me my father send me to do engineering. At da same time 7 lakhs\0.7 million father did da same in da year 2005 they send there loving son\daugher to do enngg.As due to our government polices right to engineering will open more collges numder of engineering colleges has rouse and hence number of engineering seats has cum to 10 laks\1 million engineers in 2006 n 12 lakhs\1.2 million in 2007 ,15 lakhs\1.5 million in 2008 and 20 lakhs\2 million seats till 2010 and still counting.
                    As number of seats has increased it led poor quality of education n ugly infrastructure.This result in less number of passing students as to the available seats only 70% of students got passed their engineering exams in time and rest got delayed in their engineering .
                           And a meritorious student in the 70% of the passing engineering students is abt 17 %.n they all got placed .Hence overall only 13% of all engineers got jobs through placements.and 20% rest of with a approach or a reffernce letter to da company. so there r 33% of enggineer got job rest 67% is unemployed .About 20 % of toal engineers goes for higher education.10 % goes for perpration of PSU's wid a small teaching part time.. rest 37 % is unemployed.....
                                  I used to travel often in trains i usually met a guys in my compartment.Da intro goes like wtz u r name ? place belongings? du  u smoke?? !!! R u An ENGINEER??? Yeah!!! kyaa kaam karte ho ??? Kuch Khaas NahiYaarr !!! My company treat me like a labour !!!So wtz da package 1.8pa...Gr8 yaarr kyaa job hai aur kyaa kaam karta hai bhout milta hai tuj ko tooh!!!Par aapka kyaa hai ??? yaar main labour hu mera package 1.2pa kaa hai...Gr8 yarr...
                        So Still Proud To say I m a MECHANICAL ENGINEER!!!

a BeAuTiFuL MiNd HaV aLwAyZ SeX In MiNd !!! mInD iT !!!

YaArR a gr8 fact abt lyf frm da day we havnt got birth other got sex in der mind weather da baby is gonnaa gal or boy??? And after birth of baby docs,nurses rushes to wht sex is born n otherz waiting for the sexy reply weather is boy or girl???? This is our culture n tradition(yehi hai humare sanskaar)So frm dis event baby got a huge influence n dis stuck in baby sexy mind 2 turn on dirty!!!
                                                  So dis is a story of turning of a beautiful mind into a sexy mind for turning a moments for sex'ex's. Da term "SEX'EX's" stands for the reality n ugly truth of the sexy society that mean "SEX ALL AXE DA EX's".So dis this da moment da mind turns blue as a free gift frm our society popularly kown as SAMAJ.
     As da baby grows up frm KG-1 to KG-2 he is nt effected by any other any discrimination he feel all thing as frindship as they termed as known or unknown.But thingz got changing as itz a thumb rule.As baby grows to child as frm Standard\class - 1 to class 5. Girls\Boyz start sex discrimination. They nevr wanna talk to each other if talked then u r out frm da circle of trust(frindsip)popularly known as groups of boys or girls.
                   As these child grows up n understand da meaning of boy n girl .From class\Standard 6 to 8 story has got twist...They wannaa competite. Generally dis competition is not wid number or rank its between battle of sexes weather itz gonna be boy or girl would be number 1.
                But again these guys n gals when r in Standard \class 9 to their end of lyf  has got a sexy scene. Which only contains SEX in there mind weather itz coming frn same or oppistie sex.If sex comming frm same sex itz known as GAY and LESBIAN for boy and girls respectively.If sex coming frm opposite sex itz termed as couple ie. Guy n Gal.Just guy guyz n galz just want to stick with someone frm he or she could fulfill his\her special needs.Itz not only stand alone for just sticking sumone its goes talking on mobile phone,texting,chatting,dating n kissing and so on to SEXING. This is Displaying a symbol of Fucking Status Called Sex.
           Hunt for sexy Guys or Gals always in mind for a better sex partner for better sex n best understanding or just for pleasure or One night stand for enjoying fucking night .Dis hunt never ends even after marriage coz Gals N Guys means a lot n need a lot more kyui ki "YEH DIL MANGE MORE"'saying "YEH PYAAS HAI BADI"some says "YEH HAI YOUNGISTASTAN MERI JAAN" married ones says"DARR K AAGE JEET HAI" .The rule n Da term "SEX'EX's" "SEX ALL AXE DA EX's"itz da fittest statemnt in the fucking world best suited for Gays,Lesbians n Couples...
           So Hey Beautiful mind Wtz in Your Mind !!! MIND IT !!! SEXY !!!